"To Sirs With Love...": The Man With Two Cocks

"To Sir With Love"

Those schoolgirl days

Of telling tales and biting nails are gone

But in my mind

I know they will still live on and on

But how do you thank someone

Who has taken you from crayons to perfume?

It isn't easy, but I'll try

If you wanted the sky

I would write across the sky in letters

That would soar a thousand feet high

To Sir, with love

The time has come

For closing books and long last looks must end

And as I leave

I know that I am leaving my best friend

A friend who taught me right from wrong

And weak from strong, that's a lot to learn

What, what can I give you in return?

If you wanted the moon

I would try to make a start

But I would rather you let me give my heart

To Sir, with love... ~ Lulu

"Let's Pretend"

I only live because you love me

I'd die the day you said goodbye

I wanna hear you say you love me

Even though it's a lie

Let's pretend

Things are like they were before the end

Let's pretend

We're still lovers and not just friends

Trick my mind with a light from your lips

Fool my feeling with your fingertips

Cheat my soul with a promise you'll break

Keep me dreaming, I don't want to wake

And let's pretend, let's pretend

I'm only happy when you're near me

And if you haven't learned by now

It doesn't matter if you love me

I've got to have you somehow

Let's pretend

Things are like they were before the end

Let's pretend

We're still lovers and not just friends

Trick my mind with a light from your lips

Fool my feeling with your fingertips

Cheat my soul with a promise you'll break

Keep me dreaming, I don't want to wake

And let's pretend... ~ Lulu